their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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