my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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