you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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