You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
