On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
