the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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