hell yes lets make some ravioli
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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