Apparently you make a good broom.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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