: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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