didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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