Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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