Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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