so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he shaved USA in his pubs
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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