thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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