check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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