Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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