There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
