I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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