Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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