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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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