We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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