need another drink. this is the easiest way
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I need water and some morals
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
