I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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