last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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