Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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