I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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