you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
