I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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