What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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