Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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