How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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