I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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