I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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