Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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