I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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