If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
