what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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