I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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