omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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