So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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