Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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