Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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