We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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