how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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