Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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