Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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