i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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