Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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