Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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