Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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