Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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