Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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