I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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