I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I love you. Go after that dick
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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