check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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