Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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