I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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