I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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